How do you cook a hard boiled egg? I fucked this one all the way up.

Bit of smoke about at the cricket in Hobart last night.

Yahoo exec: we're technologically irrelevant and our business is failing. We've already tried copying everything Google does but doing it worse AND we've already stolen people's information to feed them ads in their private emails! We need ideas NOW.

Employee: ugh I'm sorry I just can't concentrate on this. Last night I got scammed by one of those "free* computer repair" ads.. I lost thousands..

Yahoo exec: Johnson you're a fucking GENIUS

Impressive finish from the tail. Australia's top order just needs to learn to block before the next test and they'll be a force.

"In the future, we've given up on controlling noise pollution. Open-plan spaces are the bane of stressed office-workers. Achieving personal silence is considered a personal responsibility."

I enjoy my (different brand of) noise-cancelling headphones, but this ad looks like the twentieth century's idea of a dystopian future. I could imagine it as an ad in Robocop.

Dear internet, please stop making videos to tell me things that could be adequately explained in one paragraph of text.

Me goes to login to a website using the sign-up box.
"Sorry, you already have an account."

Seriously, stop doing this, webdevs. MAKE THE LOGIN MORE PROMINENT THAN THE SIGNUP BOX. It's really user-hostile when you don't.

non-Americans, why do we say cluster instead of clustre?

As someone who's getting into C64 assembly and Azure DevOps at the same time, this is very interesting to me.

Biggest protest turnout I've seen in my city for ten years as we call on the government to negotiate a pay rise across the entire Tasmanian public sector. They've had it capped for years, and costs of living are outstripping wages.

there's a mary knowles running for council and i'm wondering if she's related to solange

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