Yahoo exec: we're technologically irrelevant and our business is failing. We've already tried copying everything Google does but doing it worse AND we've already stolen people's information to feed them ads in their private emails! We need ideas NOW.

Employee: ugh I'm sorry I just can't concentrate on this. Last night I got scammed by one of those "free* computer repair" ads.. I lost thousands..

Yahoo exec: Johnson you're a fucking GENIUS